Nigerians woke up to the news that the country had fallen victim to accidental orbital satellite broadcasting, and that brought about lots of exposé and further chain reaction.
Date: Saturday, September 11, 2010 (10:15pm) Recipient: firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: Safe Journey Love Hi love, I know you’d be surprised to receive this mail when it’s likely your plane is yet to take off, well it’s to let you know I’m missing you already, as well as to wish you a safe flight. Sincerely, I’m scared that we’d be far apart, but I know that the love we share would always keep our hearts together till you come back for me as promised. Please don’t be tempted by those ladies in U.S.A o! Just like i’d be faithful to you here, as you’re my first, only and last love. Yours ever, Stella.